Sebastian Fitzek

Parent-teacher night

No thriller

Not a thriller (even though the title sounds like horror!)

No one in the world escapes the »charm« of a parent-teacher conference!
A wise and hilariously funny novel in the style of Sebastian Fitzek's No. 1 bestseller »The First Last Day«

Sascha Nebel picked the wrong car to steal at the wrong time and in the wrong place. No sooner had he gotten behind the wheel of an SUV than a horde of climate activists marching in protest swept through the street. Leading the pack was a young woman who smashed the SUV with a baseball bat. When the police show up, Sascha and the stranger take off and end up crashing a 5th-grade parent-teacher conference. To avoid spending the night in police custody, they have no choice: they must step into the roles of Christin and Lutz Schmolke, the parents of 11-year-old Hector, who have missed every school event so far. Two complete strangers, between whom there could hardly be greater potential for conflict, pretend to be the father and mother of a child they don’t know at all. And the fact that Hector is the biggest bully in school very quickly becomes the least of their problems…

Key data about the book

Release date:
26.04.2023
Number of pages:
336
ISBN:
978-3-426-28413-1
Language
German
Release date:
26.04.2023
Listening time:
5 hours and 48 minutes.
Spoken by:
Simon Jäger
Language
German

Parent-Teacher Night Survival Guide

No joke

Unvarnished truth about parent-teacher nights; humorous gift for parents and teachers.

Don't be afraid of the parent-teacher conference!

Even if it sounds like horror: Parents„ night doesn't have to be a nightmare. Based on his bestselling book of the same name, Sebastian Fitzek, himself a father of four, processes everything you need to know in this humorous “survival guide" to get through the next school or kindergarten event with as much confidence as possible, and definitely not as the newly elected parent representative.

  • Unflinchingly funny: Anecdotes from parents' evenings and insights into the class chat.
  • Practical, tested tips and tricks for almost any crisis situation, e.g., dealing with different types of parents, parent-teacher conference checklist, and phrases you should never say
  • The ideal gift for all parents of kindergarten and school children, because the next parents' evening is definitely coming!
  • With illustrations by Stolli

Key Data for the Survival Guide

Release date:
02.05.2024
Number of pages:
80
ISBN:
978-3-629-01531-0

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The Doodling Book for Parent-Teacher Night

Gift book

The Doodling Book for Parent-Teacher Night

Time flies by so quickly...
Parent-teacher nights can be long. But who says they have to be boring? This practical doodling and note-taking notebook offers a creative escape amidst the jumble of first and last names, discussions about educational concepts, and debates over healthy snack breaks that make up a parent-teacher night!

  • Funny templates and creative ideas to keep yourself busy during parent-teacher nights (and similar situations), e.g., Bullshit Bingo, Double Name Generator, and Schoolhouse Mazes
  • With space for „important“ notes
  • Compact booklet format that easily fits in any pocket
  • The perfect gift for all parents of kindergarten and school-aged children
  • With illustrations by Stolli

Key Data for the Scribble Book

Release date:
02.05.2024
Number of pages:
48
ISBN:
978-3-629-01530-3

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